WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
easy there henry
whos henry what thef uck?
*faint laughter from Britian*
*history teachers crying*
I need to prove a point to my homophobic friend.I’m writing down the urls of everyone who reblogs this in a notebook, and will present it to my friend when it is sufficiently full.
You’re gonna need a bigger book
No you’re gonna need a new friend
LET’S BREAK THE NOTES
sit down you little fucks i ain't done yet
to hermione granger thank fuck you read books or else these two dipshits would be dead by now here have 50 points or something
to ron weasley for being an awesome chess player here bro let's fist bump you a little smart ginger 50 points for you too
next for harry potter cuz i know i'm only breeding you to die and i feel bad bro here have 60 points sorry about your shitty life xoxo
and neville here have like 10 points cause i hate slytherin and i need an excuse for gryffindor to win okay dumbledore out